Is there anything the lasts two minutes celebrated as much as the Kentucky Derby in the history of man kind? The fastest two minutes in sports comes with all kinds of traditions to make an all day drinking binge seem classy and a good excuse to lay down some hard earned cash on the mere sight of a horse that you have no idea about. Toss in some crazy hats, drunk ladies and some good chow and who would enjoy a day at the track?
Mint juleps will make you all warm and fuzzy inside at your neighborhood party but what will bring home the bacon? Wether you hit the local OTB or whatever that place is called now or the local track…we are here to give you our two cents on the race without all the BS on TV.
Homeboykris – gotta go with Torre as the owner and long shot odds
Dublin – Named after a city of drunks at a drinking event..perfect
Patty O’Prado – Luck of the irish is god enough for us
Ice Box – Cause we have no idea who this is so it must be a good choice
Super Saver – This horse can frigging fly
So, this weekend you have the Derby, Players Championship, NHL Hockey playoffs, NBA playoffs & midget wrestling …. what more could you ask for? Send us your pre-race winners and lets see how good you are
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